Words Without the Answer

Someone needs to give you a pat on the back for thinking of “fart” as the answer for my poem. Now what I want you to do is take your hand that your patting your back with, bring it to the front, look at it, then facepalm yourself. You are absolutely wrong. I made it seem obvious but you have to look deeper!

It happens so fast
Most of the time you never expect it
It can be deadly
Or sometimes under the table
It is natural
Everyone does it
Even though you do not want to believe it

It’s “love,” you fartfignoogins! Get it, “fart”fignoogins…cause you guessed fart. Better luck next time, kiddos! :)

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11 Comments on "Words Without the Answer"

  1. Daniel
    21/02/2009 at 12:09 AM Permalink

    Brilliant.

    Sorry for making everyone comment fart after me :(

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  2. Drake
    21/02/2009 at 12:09 AM Permalink

    oh thats retarded! you know its farting and changed the answer!

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    SoarOfTheConchords Reply:

    It was “love” all along, my friend. Sorry to bust your bubble….your fart bubble.

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  3. denise
    21/02/2009 at 12:12 AM Permalink

    niiiice! haha fart bubble

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  4. TonyBlack
    21/02/2009 at 12:28 AM Permalink

    hey i guessed F*** thats pretty close.

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  5. Alana
    21/02/2009 at 12:59 AM Permalink

    The only thing is you dont “do” love for the “Everyone does it”, but I guess you needed that one there to throw everyone off lol

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    SoarOfTheConchords Reply:

    Correction. Everyone DOES love.

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    TonyBlack Reply:

    Yep he’s right there was no mistake in the poem you just took it the wrong way… Somehow this feels like a follow up to your video “I Love You”. Is it?

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  6. Jill
    21/02/2009 at 7:47 AM Permalink

    Awww. How sweet….queer.

    haha jk. JK!

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  7. Amanda
    21/02/2009 at 8:53 AM Permalink

    totally genious!

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  8. Erin
    21/02/2009 at 11:10 AM Permalink

    Wow i actually thought the answer was love but never bothered to comment…oh well. lol
    It’s a nice poem :)

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