Archive > February 2009

The Mouse

The mouse ain’t taking the friggin cheese! Take the cheese, you effing squeeker! I promise I wont eat you. It’s Ash Wednesday so I couldn’t if I wanted to. Hello there, you beautiful specimens and happy day 1 of Lent! That sentence should not have an exclamation mark. As you might already know from my [...]

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Words Without the Answer

Someone needs to give you a pat on the back for thinking of “fart” as the answer for my poem. Now what I want you to do is take your hand that your patting your back with, bring it to the front, look at it, then facepalm yourself. You are absolutely wrong. I made it [...]

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A Poem about ______

_________________ It happens so fast Most of the time you never expect it It can be deadly Or sometimes under the table It is natural Everyone does it Even though you do not want to believe it _________________ What is it? Leave a comment by clicking the number in the circle next to this post.

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